Bonus brownie points for why
i was funny once but it was an accident
I was introduced to a 2 year old girl called Vriska yesterday.
i was in a doctor’s office once, and this kid was running around and screaming and making a huge fuss. And then his parents come along and I found out his name was Karkat.
i met a guy named dave once
just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.
Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
hufflepuff sounds like tumblr
You win this round, Hufflepuff.
i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys don’t like girls with short hair” that’s like watching someone else make a sandwich for their self and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i don’t like tomatoes”
This is fucking amazing.
why is it that in movies theres a group of straight ppl and then ONE gay person like what kind of homosexual would join an entire pack of heteros on their own who the sweet hell does that
we are infiltrating and sending a constant stream of data to the Mothergay
bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes
i hate it when songs are 2:59 seconds long like you’re telling me you couldn’t hold a note for one more second
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
I downloaded a skeleton mod and another mod fucked it up and it would only let you him have hatsune miku hair couldn’t even go hairless
How To Train Your Humans
Give me a goddamn cup of coffee you shitty sunnuva fuckbasket.
Photographers that inspire me - Tim Walker